I
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
i understand
THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME
8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand
(via fuckyou-mr-bitey)
for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way
It’s not?…
no it means that someone sells drugs nearby
my life is a lie
(Source: circumcisions, via littlelionringo)
My Horcruxes
Well played.
I’m in tears
Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.
fuckIGN CHRIST
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
you fucking didn’t
(Source: soudahesreallycool, via deeeanspeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis)
NO BUT SERIOUSLY
WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
LITTLE-FOOT, NOOOO!!!
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.
FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS
(via teenytigress)
(via nver-stop-dr3aming)
do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr
My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling
you clever little shit
(via demexo)
when you find a pen that glides across the page like its ink is the tears of Jesus
(Source: sw1ft-ly, via teenytigress)
just because a television show doesn’t actively address a specific issue doesn’t mean they’re actively avoiding it either. you know what happens when you try to stuff every possible social debate under the sun into one show?
you get glee.
that’s what happens.
(via josefa7)
no one loves lag like these two.
this gif is just so precious
NEW LIFE GOAL: DO THIS
oh my god that’s actually hilariosuhdjfjk
STILL MY FAVORITE PANEL VIDEO OF ALL TIME
i love how Jared is like I CAN’T I’M SO DONE
(Source: speckled-blonde, via abcfuck-everythingxyz)
Reblog if you’re a Slytherin
Slytherin will help you on your way to greatness.
Just taking attendance!
Gryffindor click here
Ravenclaw x
Hufflepuff x
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
(via not-you-again)
(via awesomephilia)
im laughing at how stupid of a video i posted got 300k notes
