I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand
for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way
no it means that someone sells drugs nearby
my life is a lie
I’m in tears
Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
you fucking didn’t
NO BUT SERIOUSLY
WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.
do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr
My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling
you clever little shit
when you find a pen that glides across the page like its ink is the tears of Jesus
just because a television show doesn’t actively address a specific issue doesn’t mean they’re actively avoiding it either. you know what happens when you try to stuff every possible social debate under the sun into one show?
you get glee.
that’s what happens.
no one loves lag like these two.
this gif is just so precious
NEW LIFE GOAL: DO THIS
oh my god that’s actually hilariosuhdjfjk
STILL MY FAVORITE PANEL VIDEO OF ALL TIME
i love how Jared is like I CAN’T I’M SO DONE
Reblog if you’re a Slytherin
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
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